Friday Funny: ChatGPT-generated Airport-themed Limericks

Now that you’re here, I guess you want some AI-generated pithy poems on the topic of airport personalities. Here is a selection of the best of the many, many limericks that were generated.

Kim, the Air Traffic Controller

There once was air traffic controller named Kim

Had a voice that was shrill and quite grim

He'd shout out commands

With manic demands

Making pilots wish they could swim

Joe, the Cleaner

There once was an airport cleaner named Joe

Had a mop that was quite overgrown

He'd sweep up the mess

With a smile, nonetheless

And leave the place smelling like cologne

Sue, at Check-in

At check-in, there was an agent named Sue

Had a smile as big as the moon

But her customers feared

The extra charges she cleared

when her grin turned into a frown all too soon

Kate, from PR

The airport's PR person, named Kate

Was adept at spinning a tale straight

But when asked if they're late

Oh my, she'd hesitate

And all knew they'd be stuck at the gate

The system could generate hundreds, if not thousands of these, but some of them were really dodgy. Especially the limericks that were quite mean about these characters appearance and involved security doing inappropriate things. 😳